When I was walking my dog, I met a person living in our subdivision walking his dog. We talked a little bit, and I said my dog spent a lot of time checking out other dog pee spots. He laughed and said his dog did the same, and he called it “reading his p-mail”. I shared this with my family, and we had a good laugh.
Recently, one of my kids took the dog out for a walk, and when she came back, she said “Joey was replying-to-all on his p-mail!”, which made me laugh…